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I understand Ignatieff's handlers...

Posted: October 13th, 2008, 5:30am MST by Neo Conservative

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...have been quietly removing... plastic bags, lengths of rope and sharp objects... from his election headquarters...

"Yeah, well, he's a quitter. I'm not," Dion said. "I will fight for my country. I love Canada."

"I'm the leader! I am the leader! And I'm working to win. I'm not a quitter."
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Duceppe dumbs it down

Posted: October 13th, 2008, 4:15am MST by Neo Conservative

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Good ol' Gilles and his scary bedtime stories...
"The leader of the Bloc has called me all sorts of names. He says that I am the devil himself -- the devil who is going to take you right to hell. A devil in a cowboy hat."
Meanwhile Steffi redefines the word "chutzpah"...
"I think I have shown through this election how much I will change not only the orientation of the country, but the tone," he said. "I'm here answering every question; where is Mr. Harper?"
Well, Mr. Bean... I know he's not melting down on national TV.

Good grief.

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Less Hope... more Change

Posted: October 13th, 2008, 1:30am MST by Neo Conservative

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I bet he ain't too fat for a "firing squad"...
-- WASHINGTON (CNN) -- An Ohio death row inmate who says he is too overweight to be executed took his plea to the Supreme Court on Friday.

His lawyers have argued that the inmate-- at 5-foot-7 and 267 pounds -- is "morbidly obese," and has gained about 70 pounds since his incarceration at age 19.

Prison food and confinement in his cell for 23 hours a day, limiting his opportunities for exercise, contributed to his weight problem, his legal team said in recent court filings.
And there's the usual fuzzy-bunny, socialist argle-bargle...
Richard Dieter of the Death Penalty Information Center, a data-resource group that opposes capital punishment, said the Supreme Court indicated that "how you're going to be executed is a civil rights matter, the same as if you were discriminated against on the basis of race or gender or something like that."
Richard... there's just no way around it... you're a moron.

This guy and his buddy, over a period of hours, raped, tortured and murdered two young women.

If there were any real justice in the world... they would already have been beaten to death by their cellmates.

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Right there on the cusp of success

Posted: October 12th, 2008, 11:30pm MST by Neo Conservative

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... but I guess he just couldn't decide whether to be a player... or a playa...

Adrian Charles, the record-setting running back with the Saskatoon Hilltops, has been arrested on a Canada-wide warrant on two counts of attempted murder and one count of conspiracy to commit murder.

Charles, a 22-year-old native of Whitby, Ont., was arrested by the Saskatoon RCMP Major Crimes unit following a lengthy investigation conducted by the Durham, Ont., Regional Police Service following a May shooting in Pickering, Ont.

Although the targets of the shooting did not suffer any injuries, police say they believe this was "a targeted attempt on the life of a material Crown witness for the province of Ontario."
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RELATED: Is it just my imagination?
-- EDMONTON -- Police say two teenagers charged through the streets of downtown Edmonton on Saturday night, stabbing and robbing several people. The string of crimes began when a man was robbed after being threatened with a knife.

The pair then went to a transit station and assaulted and stabbed another man. Police say two bystanders who saw the attack intervened, but they were also stabbed by the teens.
I don't ever remember this sort of stuff happening when I was young.

What has happened to Canada?

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See, Lizzie... the way this works is...

Posted: October 12th, 2008, 9:30am MST by Neo Conservative

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...you're supposed to pee outside the tent.

Hmmm...
"If I were a member of the Greens, if I were a candidate for the Greens, I would see her as a traitor, how could I possibly think of her as someone who wants to grow the Greens. She is simply behaving as an agent for the liberals".
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UPDATE: Five alarm fire at Green Party HQ...

...switchboard melts down... as constituents and candidates alike phone home to scream... "Are you out of your tree-huggin freakin' skull!!??"

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TALI-BAM!!!

Posted: October 12th, 2008, 7:15am MST by Neo Conservative

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So, Timmy... where is your God now?
Two battles in Helmand province in southern Afghanistan have killed as many as 100 Taliban fighters, according to Afghan and international military officials.

It is believed to be one of the fiercest encounters in months in Afghanistan's main opium-producing province. Taliban fighters, armed with rockets and other heavy weapons, attacked the city of Lashkar Gar from three sides.

Military officials say the insurgents were repulsed by air strikes conducted by the NATO-led force in Afghanistan.
Once again, the much vaunted Taliban... illustrating, in blood-drenched iambic pentameter... the folly of "bringing the figurative knife to a gunfight."

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