Shorter Mike Duffy
Noam Chomsky = bad
Critical thinking = bad
Conservatives = good
At an Ohio Right to Life fundraiser Friday night, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin once again defended the notes she wrote on her hand during last month’s Tea Party Convention. She said she didn’t have a good answer to media criticism at the time, but now she has one: God did it too.
Disabled Kids “God’s Punishment” for Earlier Abortions
A Virginia legislator announced last week that God punishes women who abort their firstborn by inflicting their later children with disabilities.
When Christian Crazies kill, it’s because they’re crazy.
When Muslim Crazies kill, it’s because they’re Muslim.
That is all.
Yesterday at precisely 1:30 pm, my ironometer blew up. Sparks and shattered glass everywhere. I had insulated it as well I could from the incredible levels of irony generated in blogdom, but clearly some blogpost or comment had seared right through my number nine filters and blown the irony gauges catastrophically off the scale. I have located the source of the catastrophic irony surge.
Instead of muttering darkly in the shadows about the need to deal with Canada’s Muslim Problem, Kathy Shaidle has set out her Program – ban and banish. We’d like to hear from like-minded visionaries how that Program should be implemented.
How did the Religion of Love become a lightning rod for vicious, jaw-droppingly stupid ideologues who think Ronald Reagan sitteth at the right hand of God?
To our Tory Friends: You may not understand why it upsets me that a cabinet minister lied, or that a general either lied or was “misinformed”. It clearly doesn’t ‘t bother you that a government you elected to increase accountability and transparency has just given the finger to Parliament. Twice.
If that’s all hunky dory to you, then your standards are in the sewer, and sinking every day you tolerate this crap. And that’s fine. In the name of blind ideology and mindless partisanship, you can set your own bar as low as you please.
Just don’t pretend you speak for me.
Apart from the shotgun shells hiding her crotch, Sarah Palin makes a very fetching Virgin Mary. But doesn’t this kind of parody cause her religious followers any discomfort?
It used to be simple. Mostly I said Merry Christmas. If I knew what festival YOU were celebrating, I’d fill in the blanks to offer goodwill to you on YOUR holiday. If I was addressing a large group with diverse holidays, I’d say something generic. It seemed to work. But now…
A white millionaire adulterer is just a scumbag. A black millionaire adulterer is, of course, in the grips of the primal and uncontrollable lust for white woman-flesh that obsesses all THOSE people.
“The notion that my government, in what seems like a fit of infantile pique, is now banning a logo, a picture, from Parliament Hill, the heart of our democracy, is appalling to me and to everyone who cherishes our precious freedom of expression,” Ezra Levant is probably going to say very shortly.
The “scientific” community blindly accepts the concept of “gravity”, or, as I call it, “Newtonism”, as an article of faith, exempt from scrutiny. Apart from its dubious scientific credentials, however, Newtonism played a chilling and hitherto unexamined part in the greatest evil of the twentieth century.
The Furiosi have been busily braiding their knickers into twists this week over the refusal of the UN to grant media credentials to a website called “World Net Daily”, confirming once again that they don’t understand what “journalism” means.
The True Spirit of Christmas, as pitched by your Favourite Furiosa.
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