To no-ones surprise, Right Girl pulled off an astonishing 72% of the vote with her inspired reverie about Monty Solberg being hacked to pieces by smiling Somali businessmen. It’s really that kind of flash of insight into the mind of Conservative Canadea that make Conucopia worthwhile for us.

The Bunker has received three emails in the last month, asking for either an explanation OR a larger version of the not-yet-but-hopefully-someday-to-be notorious insignia that graces each edition of Conucopia.

Welcome to the thirteenth edition of ConUcopia - the Bunker’s Dozen. Our current batch features some very special Blue writers and philosophers, each unique in their ability to detect the Scary Stuff hidden behind the boring old reality most of us occupy.

Twelve is a potent number. And perhaps in synchronistic sympathy, the Blue Blogosphere recognized the importance of this edition, obligingly kicked in with peristaltic convulsions and sphinctered forth the following foetid five, a truly weird assortment to mark our twelfth sortie into the Blue Zone.

Our title will, we hope, evoke warm memories of Nigel Tufnel, one of the most underappreciated poets of our (or any) era. I have a feeling that if Nigel were blogging today, he’d be well over on the Blue side. This one’s for you, Nige.

This week Kate’s Wafer Thin Mint coasted to an easy win with 37% of the vote. We view it as most karmically appropriate that her small, very dead metaphor linking the Canadian Auto Workers to Hezbollah mark Labour Day.
Onward and Downward!

For our decade edition, we spared no expense in dredging the sewers and combing the dumpsters to bring you the richest, ripest samples of Blue Wisdow we could find, and are delighted to present a odoriferous assortment of old friends and new contributors, gathered here to celebrate our tenth birthday.

“Con of the Week” goes to Highwood Harrier, whose Main Course on the dire threat posed by the new Calgary Mosque romped to victory, pulling in 48% of the votes

In this week’s Conucopia, we shall a tale unfold whose lightest word will harrow up thy soul, freeze fast thy blood, and make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres.

For the first time in the long and honourable history of Conucopia, the readership has seen fit to divide their acclaim between the two posts demonstrating the highest level of redirected psychosexual energy.

Welcome to the Dyspepsia Edition. It’s been an exceptionally rich, ripe week for Blue Wisdom: and feasting on such richness inevitably results in a surfeit of gall. And having binged, one must…

It was a tight fought battle between worthy contestants…but we have our Con of the Week.

Midway upon the writing of our blog,
We found ourselves within a forest dark,
For the straightforward pathway had been lost.

What were these websites savage, rough, and mad?
We pillaged these foul nests for what they bear
And Conucopia Seven is their yield.

Rempelia Prime’s “Wafer Thin Mint” captures “Con of the
Week, with a respectable 36% of votes cast.

They’re out there, Willard. Conservative bloggers operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct, promulgating “ideas” that - without satirical scrutiny - may germinate - with extreme prejudice.