Five Signs That Conservative Bloggers Are Worried About Torturegate

1) They’re embellishing their posts about the Committee hearings with huge, heroic pictures of our brave troops in action. Really, guys – wouldn’t shots of a huge puddle of urine pooling under Peter MacKay’s trousers be more appropriate?

2) They’re running posts about Gagliano-era Liberal Corruption. How charmingly retro.

3) They’re arguing that the Opposition are only pursuing this because it makes the government look bad. Golly – that certainly hadn’t occurred to me before, but you know, they could be partly right. Huh. Well, that’s certainly an excellent reason to abandon any further attempts to clarify just how much (no longer “whether”) the government is lying, or restore the reputation of a slandered diplomat, or any of that trivial stuff.

4) They’re ignoring it. (ht CC) There are, of course, more important things to pay attention to. Human Rights Commissions. Ezra’s latest bowel movement. That sort of stuff.

5) They quietly shut down their blog altogether, hiding behind mysterious server issues in order to avoid the abject humiliation of it all. (http://www.jaycurrie.info-syn.com)

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16 Responses to “Five Signs That Conservative Bloggers Are Worried About Torturegate”

  1. skdadl on December 9th, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Sorry to start out OT, balbulican, but you have a message over at our place and I couldn’t figure out how to PM you. Joe McFadden’s nephew was touched by your comment and wants to hear more. Cheers.

  2. JimBobby on December 9th, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Dang right they’re worried… like they oughta be. I been starting my days off lately by reading the latest G&M and CBC reports on the detainee scandal. Coupla days ago, I posted a comment over to Scotty’s diatribe listing the lameass combox tactics of the war crimes apologists who populate the discussion with excuses, distortions, distractions and obfuscations.

    * Nobody Cares
    * Even if people do care, Martin Started it
    * If you criticize a Conservative cabinet minister you are attacking “the troops”
    * Adscam, Adscam, Adscam
    * They are terrorist scumbags and deserve torture
    * The 23 former ambassadors who are criticizing were Liberal appointees
    * Even if they aren’t terrorists they live in the same neighbourhood as terrorists and how are CF personnel supposed to know the difference?
    * The first casualty of war is truth. SOP.

    Today, I noticed 2 big changes in 100’s of comments. Quantitywise, the torture apologists are posting even more of the above themed crappola. Themewise, the big theme today is that this is a partisan smear job by the Grits and Dippers (conveniently lumping together all human rights advocates as party-affiliated hacks).

    The call for MacKay’s resignation seems to have fueled up the PMO talking points machine.

    I had a little LOL last night when CBC’s P&P had a segment on speculating who might replace MacKay. Still smilin’ an’ shakin’ my noggin at that one.

    MacKay’s in front of the #afgh (twitterese) committee today. More lies comin’ our way.

    JB

  3. balbulican on December 9th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Excellent summary, JB, but I think you missed a few key points in your otherwise admirable list.

    - It didn’t happen.
    - If it happened, it only happened to a few of them.
    - Even if it happened to more than a few of them, it didn’t happen to ALL of them.
    - Who you gonna believe – a paid professional, highly esteemed by his colleagues, summoned to testify and jeopardizing his career with his honesty – or the representative of a government that has for the last three years shown again and again that it will ruthlessly stomp on ANYONE who denies its version? Well, okay, they’re not putting it EXACTLY like that…

  4. JimBobby on December 9th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    @balbulican – Good additions.

    There’s also the argument that this is purely an Afghan torturing Afghan matter and none of Canada’s business. Those are the dumbasses who don’t understand the Geneva Conventions or the Criminal Code of Canada.

    The “are you calling our generals liars?” question pops up a bit, too.

  5. balbulican on December 9th, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Such a richness of denial…and we’re barely even tapping into the famous BUD Chart.

  6. James Bowie on December 9th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Gate? really? I’m not sure levity is appropriate when the Canadian government is allegedly complicit in torture.

  7. balbulican on December 9th, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Then I suggest you refrain from levity in addressing the topic.

    Speaking personally, it’s one of my favourite forms of attack.

  8. Ti-Guy on December 9th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Such a richness of denial…and we’re barely even tapping into the famous BUD Chart.

    You thought you were devising a taxonomy when in fact you were writing a “how-to” manual.

  9. Dr.Dawg on December 9th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    MacKay had “credible evidence,” but not “absolute proof” that transferred detainees were being tortured.

    Let that one sink in for a minute.

  10. sooey on December 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    So what’s the explanation for launching an aggressive smear campaign against the reputation of the whistle-blower, I wonder.

  11. stageleft on December 9th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    @sooey: I already answered that question in an earlier post

    1. cover their shiney political asses
    2. make sure that anyone else who even thinks about engaging in such activity has a shining example of what happens if they do
     
  12. Throbbin on December 10th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Last night Andrew Coyne made an admirable effort trying to minimize the issue. Chantal Hebert was shaking her head in disgust.

  13. Shmohawk on December 11th, 2009 at 8:36 am

    Originally Posted By sooeySo what’s the explanation for launching an aggressive smear campaign against the reputation of the whistle-blower, I wonder.

    Same answer but different words by Jeffrey Simpson in the G&M:

    What we are witnessing is a window into this government’s preferred method of behaviour, its method of responding to criticism and, strangely for a government preoccupied with spin and image control, of bad public relations.

    The government’s ferociously partisan instinct is to crush dissent, and to punish the dissenters. Hence the treatment meted out to Mr. Colvin. Hence the stonewalling and attack dog methods in the Commons. Hence the last line of defence: patriotism.

    We may be seeing the beginning of the end for this government.

  14. Bocanut on December 11th, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    Yawn,
    another week another Liberal make believe scandal.

  15. balbulican on December 12th, 2009 at 7:17 am

    Bocanut raises an important point here. Over the last two days, en masse, the BTs shifted the defense to “We Don’t Care”, as predicted by Jim Bobby. It was impressive, like watching the Snowbirds execute a tight turn.

  16. JimBobby on December 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am

    I think the “Who cares?” defense is about to break down entirely.

    The Globe has a story on how the current transfer agreement is failing. Seems we really don’t know what’s happening to those we turn over. What’s more, CF troops are reporting that they capture the same enemy fighters again and again.

    Like almost every other aspect of this story, those of us who were paying attention knew about this long ago.

    Indulge me a moment, please. Here’s the bulk of a blog post I wrote in March 2008.

    60%-70% of prisoners handed over to Afghan authorities are only held only briefly before they are able to bribe their way out of jail. See:http://www.newsweek.com/id/107576/page/1

    Q: Why do we fail to follow up on detainees to make sure they do not pay $20 and go back to the Taliban front lines?

    A: We are so afraid of confirming that we are in violation of international law that we look the other way while two crimes are committed: bribery and torture.

    Q: Why have we given in to Afghan demands that we resume detainee transfers?

    A: Afghan soldiers and police only make $4 a day. They need the bribes to survive. Bribery has been an integral part of the Afghan economy for centuries. If we keep the detainees or follow up on their treatment, Afghan soldiers and police lose the opportunity for much needed extra cash.

    Many so-called Taliban who are delivered for bounty to NATO forces are not Taliban at all. Tribal and family rivalries routinely see Afghans kidnapped for ransom or turned over to NATO, then by NATO to Afghans. From there, the age old system of bribery, pay-offs and torture goes into effect.

    Detainees are released AFTER being tortured sufficiently enough to induce the detainees’ relatives (or fellow Taliban) to cough up bribe money.

    The failure of the detainee agreement is demonstrably putting out troops at unnecessary risk. Now. Not back in 2002-2006. Now.

    Chew on that, Hillier-MacKay-O’Conner-Harper-Cannon-Baird.

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