Least Astonishing Headline In the History of Journalism
Canada’s Population Still Aging: Statscan.
As opposed to…?
Canada’s Population Still Aging: Statscan.
As opposed to…?
Designed by Gabfire slightly modified by stageleft
Almost as good as: “Mankind Older than Previously Believed”
That is hilarious…
I suppose, if you got “population” and “people” mixed up, that could be funny.
On the other hand, I supposed if you’re determined not to be amused, it ain’t.
The late comedian Mitch Hedberg
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,”Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!”
“You’re older than you’ve ever been.
And now you’re even older.
And now you’re even older.
And now you’re even older.
You’re older than you’ve ever been.
And now you’re even older.
And now you’re older still.
TIME! Is marching on.
And time.. is still marching on.”
They Might Be Giants
Or “Time” by Pink Floyd.
Bob Dylan: “Oh but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.”
balb, you have the makings of a great contest here.
“I know politics bore you
But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you
You and your racist friend”
-TMBG
I was once the youngest person on earth.
Holy cow. What an amazing coincidence. Me too!!
“O.J. Simpson goes to jail” is a contender.
“the more things stay the same, the less it changes”
Spinal Tap, The Magesty of Rock