Meet The Joes! New Republican Role Models Step Forward!
(Pictured above: Joe the Waiter, Joe the Typical Housewife, Joe the New York City Firefighter, and Joe the Doctor)
In the wake of Joe-The-Not-Plumber’s Warholian fifteen minutes of surreal political fame, Republican strategists have combed the suburbs, condos and trailer parks of America for more typical, plain-spoken, and absolutely spontaneous, authentic Americans willing to step forward and challenge the uppity Democratic candidate. These four finalists are shown leaving auditions in Bangor, Maine.
LOL. I wonder whether after the debacle some Republican will have the guts to pen an article asking how their image of the “ordinary American” went from from a sober, pious, law-abiding family man to a bald hulk who looked like a beer-chugging champ that would beat the crap out of anybody who didn’t do exactly what he wanted.
He looks kinda like Mr. Clean, minus the earring and the gay subtext.
You didn’t see gay subtext?
I admit NOTHING.