He Who Hesitates Loseth His Post

6th human foot found on B.C. south coast.

DAMN. There goes my idea for a Five Feet of Fury post.

Sorry, JB.

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25 Responses to “He Who Hesitates Loseth His Post”

  1. Dr.Dawg on June 19th, 2008 at 8:39 am

    You still have a shot—five of the feet are right feet.

  2. balbulican on June 19th, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Okay, think, THINK…Kathy Shaidle and Daniel Day-Lewis…hmmmm….

  3. Dr.Dawg on June 19th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Maybe some reference to Saw would be helpful?

  4. balbulican on June 19th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    I’ll get on it, chop-chop.

  5. JimBobby on June 19th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Chop-chop? I should have posted something earlier. Now, I’m stumped. This sixth foot cuts the legs out from under the Shaidle connection.

    JB

  6. Throbbin on June 19th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    I know you guys are trying, but I find your remarks rather pedestrian. In the well-heeled communities of the B.C. Coast, the Police (at least publicly) have yet to announce a sole suspect or rationale for the feet-finds.

  7. southern quebec on June 19th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    The Shaidle connection really never had a leg to stand on. Just sayin’…

  8. balbulican on June 19th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    I’m noting a very unhealthy tendoncy in this thread.

  9. Dr.Dawg on June 19th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    But your plans for a post appear to have been defeeted.

  10. Canuckguy on June 19th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Anybody want to suggest a theory on this Footloose issue?

  11. balbulican on June 19th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Gruesome enough for Poe. Dietry might also provide a clue, if they could figure out what the victims had been eating.

    As for me, I never metatarsal I didn’t like.

  12. southern quebec on June 19th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    According to MSNBC the latest foot is a paw. We’ve been pawned!

  13. Dr.Dawg on June 19th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    After this paws, the game is again afoot.

  14. balbulican on June 19th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Meanwhile, in a Nanaimo bar, a poodle sits moodily staring into his vodka martini, absent mindedly rubbing the bandaged stump of his foreleg.

    The bartender finally breaks the silence. “So,” he says.” You’re not from around here, are you? What brings you to town?”

    Conversation fades to silence, and all eyes turn to the poodle, who revolves slowly on his barstool and scans the patrons with a steely gaze.

    “I’m lookin’ for the bastard that got my paw.”

  15. Throbbin on June 19th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    @balbulican – Nice.

  16. southern quebec on June 19th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Ah, the paws that refreshes!

  17. Arwen on June 19th, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    You’re all very disjointed in this faux pas of a thread.

  18. Candace on June 19th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    I’m scared to stick a toe in this murky water.

  19. JimBobby on June 20th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    “I’m lookin’ for the bastard that got my paw.”

    Yippee-i-o, Cow Patty!

  20. balbulican on June 21st, 2008 at 8:27 am

    Whoa. Wait a minute.

    This was originally going to be a joke post about Five Feet of Fury. That was spoiled by discovery of the sixth foot, which turned out to be a paw.

    The paw of an animal.

    A small, dead animal.

    Things are worse than first we feared.

  21. Sarah N. Dippity on June 21st, 2008 at 9:05 am

    “…Poe. Dietry…”

    That’s going toe far.

  22. Dr.Dawg on June 21st, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    Still treading water here…

  23. balbulican on June 21st, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Yeah, and I notice you’re sort of revolving in a circle as you do. Check your feet.

  24. Dr.Dawg on June 21st, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Check your feet.

    At the door?

  25. KEvron on June 23rd, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    to her credit, kathy smells like six feet….

    six, huh? rules out a “one of”.

    KEvron

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