Courtesy of Canadian Cynic, lefty/progressive/whatever-we-are bloggers are today celebrating two brand new holidays.
a) “Be Polite to People With Whom You Disagree Ideologically” Day, in order to demonstrate to our political adversaries that we exemplify civility (as well as clarity of thought, reason and intelligence, of course.)
b) “Refrain From Scraping Your Genitals Across A Cheese Grater Day”. Bloggers who bragged about deliberately and ostentatiously wasting energy on Earth Hour are asked to note that we lefties/progressives/whatever-we-ares are all going to be refraining from that between 8 and 9 pm tonight.
UPDATE:
CC, Event Founder, has corrected us: “Refrain From Scraping Your Genitals Across A Cheese Grater Day” will be celebrated between 8 and 9 pm TOMORROW Night. Thank goodness, I only have to remember ONE thing today.
‘b” sounds like it is something you shouldn’t do, doesn’t it? Well I for one know better. I KNOW that scraping genitals on a cheese grater is actually good for you. The Cheese marketing board, the Ontario Dairy Producers and the Canadian Food Inspection Agency and Williams Sonoma are conspiring (with the communist media of course) to get more grant money from the government so that they can study this “issue” further and give us more pious rhetoric about how this is going to be the downfall of civilization as we know it. I am smarter than all of them….scrape, scrape.