For some reason, someone named “Larry” saw fit to write to us here at the Bunker, to share some pretty embarrassing personal information.
This is going to sound weird but I was never really embarrassed of my penis size in front of my wife. However, I always wished that I was bigger and I was embarrassed of my size when I was in the locker room. I felt that guys would look at me and secretly make fun of me. With VP1XL I have gained 1.5 inches and appear quite thick when flaccid. I am no longer embarrassed in the locker room and I feel that I am a solid size now.
Larry, we’ve talked about launching a Personal Advice Column here, but at this point, there’s really nothing I can say, beyond agreeing that you do, in fact, appear to be quite thick.
Sounds like poor Larry put on some weight alright. doesn’t say where he gained that extra inch and a half. And he’s out of shape too. flaccid fat guy.
Or…the bunker needs better spamware.
If these faux products actually worked, there’d be a new problem in the world, guys passing out with one leg high in the air every time a potential amor walked by…because how many insecure Larrys out there would STOP at a ’solid size’. Man, that sounds like a medical condition.