Vote For Us, Or We Pull Back The Blanket

Okay, no more Messrs. Nice Guy. We tried the carrot at the nominations stage…the free donuts and iPod. And what did we get? Whining from Lulu, crumbs in the server, and a whopping big bill for bandwidth.

So now it’s Stick Time.

You have just a few hours left to vote for Stageleft at the Canadian Blog Awards. And if you don’t – and believe us, WE’LL KNOW – we pull back the blanket. Our lawyers tell us we’re not allowed to tell you who’s underneath, or just what exactly two of our favourite conservative bloggers are doing under there, or exactly what species and devices are involved, or exactly how many laws of God and man are being obscenely violated. But believe us, we’ve seen it – and it’s ain’t pretty.

So go vote NOW – Best Group Blog HERE, and Best Progressive Blog HERE. Voting closes TONIGHT, January 30th, 2008 at 11:59 PM PST.

Do it. Or the blanket comes down. We’re totally serious.

This entry was posted by balbulican on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 and is filed under Blogs and Blogging, Humour. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
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11 Responses to “Vote For Us, Or We Pull Back The Blanket”

  1. James Bow on January 30th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    I have only one thing to say and it is this: that is the smallest toilet I’ve ever seen in my life.

  2. balbulican on January 30th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    I assume it’s for recreational purposes, and I am NOT going there. Literally or figuratively.

  3. JJ on January 30th, 2008 at 9:58 am

    So that’s what that flash was outside my — oh wait — Pampers? Whew. Must have been lightning after all.

  4. balbulican on January 30th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    So it WAS good for you?

  5. Observer on January 30th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    “that is the smallest toilet I’ve ever seen in my life.”

    I think it must belong to whoever owns that motorcycle. It looks to be about the right size for them.

    I’m conflicted. I want to vote for Stageleft, but I am kind of curious about what’s going on under those sheets.

  6. JJ on January 30th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    So it WAS good for you?

    Apparently. The fireworks and lightning bolts shorted my memory banks right out.

  7. LuLu on January 30th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Hah! I scoff at your threats.

    And, for your big fat information, I do not whine.

  8. balbulican on January 30th, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    Careful, you. Don’t press my nerves. Through the miracle of Photoshop it’s not impossible that them scary boots of yourn might materialize beside the bed. And how will you explain THAT to the folks back home? Hmmmm?

  9. LuLu on January 30th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    Just as long as they’re next to the too-sexy bike and not the potty, that’s cool. Go on … I double dog dare you.

    And my boots are not scary, you heathen, they’re fabulous.

  10. balbulican on January 31st, 2008 at 7:22 am

    Why, yes…we DO do requests.

  11. LuLu on January 31st, 2008 at 7:26 am

    See … that takes the picture from amusing to outstanding. I hereby demand my share of any and all profits.

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