LAST DAY: Free Donuts and Ipods from Stageleft!
ONLY ONE DAY LEFT! Through the miracle of internet technology and the fabulous new Microsoft Operating System “Timdows”, Stageleft can now deliver FREE donuts DIRECTLY to your computer!
Sounds too good to be true? Well, Mr./Ms. Smarty Pants…check it out for yourself!
All you have to do is:
a) Click this link, and
b) Correctly answer the following skill-testing question: Which of the options on this page is a perfect anagram for “Left Stage”.
c) Click on the appropriate answer.
While you’re waiting for your donut to download, you probably wouldn’t mind listening to some fab tunes on a BRAND NEW IPOD, would you? Eh? Who wouldn’t? Well, to win your totally free IPod, simply:
a) Click this link, and
b) Choose ANY of the options that contains the word “Lower”.
c) Hope you have LOTS of room on your hard drive, cuz your BRAND NEW IPOD will be downloading shortly. Just make sure you don’t get any donut crumbs on it, ha ha!
If you experience any difficulties with the download, it’s probably the fault of Saskboy and Robert and Cherniak and those guys. Take it up with them.
Mmm! Donuts!
Wait a minute! This is some sort of trick, isn’t it?
I’ve already voted, but good luck to you.
Trick? WHAT trick?
(Get that man out of here, pronto. He’s disturbing the clients.)
This was my best read of the day. I LOVE Donuts and ipods…..and er, um, voting.
I call foul, sir. I received neither donuts nor iPods upon casting my votes.
Tsk. DAMN that Bill Gates.
I’m sorry, but they didn’t have chocolate eclairs with banana filling.
OT: You can add me to your list of people who were attacked by MASH. Silly of them, but what can I say? I’m not supposed to report what I see with my own two eyes so that I spare the feelings (never mind hiding the truth) of people who are trying murder us? I DON’T THINK SO! Oh, I’m sorry for shouting. It just bothers me immensely that people can be so cruel to people they don’t even know…even if they did know the other person…
I just spoke to our software support people. Apparently to get a chocolate eclair to work with any OS more recent than Windows 95, you’ve got to download a special service pack, and ensure that all your drivers are up to date. Our sincere apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused.
About the MASH folks…well, what can I say?
I guess the big surprise for me is how incompetently they’re doing all this. In my digging, I’ve found several cycles where the same person (apparently) becomes abusive and obscene when challenged. If I were raising money by pretending to be a religious organization, that’s not the tack I’d take.
Well I did everything as requested and to my surprise I got the doughnut. Problem is, it looked like an i-Pod, smelled like coffee and tasted like burnt plastic. What a revolting development this turned out to be.
Good luck in the awards.
Got the iPod but not the doughnut. Probably because I’m on a Mac?
Sorry, should have made that clear. Mac users will receive an iPastry assortment. However, Microsoft has promised that its latest upgrade will download a range of fatter, slower, not quite as tasty pastries, but for a slightly lower price. Linux, in the meantime, says that their assortment of open-source pastries includes orange felt-embroidered Finnish socks and 4 cm. bored magnesium lugnuts with Urdu instructions.
Just cast…. while it was rewarding to vote for you in both of those categories… not NEARLY so much as voting for our good Saint John Defender of the Faith, Sentinel. I only hope that should he win he’ll come down from the palisades long enough to accept his award before once again keeping a vigilant eye out …
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