ONLY ONE DAY LEFT! Through the miracle of internet technology and the fabulous new Microsoft Operating System “Timdows”, Stageleft can now deliver FREE donuts DIRECTLY to your computer!
Sounds too good to be true? Well, Mr./Ms. Smarty Pants…check it out for yourself!
All you have to do is:
a) Click this link, and
b) Correctly answer the following skill-testing question: Which of the options on this page is a perfect anagram for “Left Stage”.
c) Click on the appropriate answer.
While you’re waiting for your donut to download, you probably wouldn’t mind listening to some fab tunes on a BRAND NEW IPOD, would you? Eh? Who wouldn’t? Well, to win your totally free IPod, simply:
a) Click this link, and
b) Choose ANY of the options that contains the word “Lower”.
c) Hope you have LOTS of room on your hard drive, cuz your BRAND NEW IPOD will be downloading shortly. Just make sure you don’t get any donut crumbs on it, ha ha!
If you experience any difficulties with the download, it’s probably the fault of Saskboy and Robert and Cherniak and those guys. Take it up with them.

Mmm! Donuts!
Wait a minute! This is some sort of trick, isn’t it?
I’ve already voted, but good luck to you.