Quotes from the Scholars at “Muslims Against Sharia”
Boy, you’d think rewriting the word of God (and especially correcting the bits He got wrong – THAT must be hard!) would be enough to keep the intellectuals and scholars at “Neocons Bloggers Pretending To Be Muslims Against Sharia” busy. But no – they actually take time out from their Holy Mission of spreading enlightenment to chat with other bloggers out there.
Here are some quotes from these wise and holy folks who have taken upon themselves the task of refining the divine revelation, culled from their profound theological discussions around the web.
“You must be a total moron to expect people to take your shit. When you have a mouth full, of dick all day long claiming that other people are on drugs is beyond projection.” (Muslims Against Sharia)
“You must be a complete moron to make shit up and then accuse us of it.” (Muslims Against Sharia)
“You must be a complete moron.” (Muslims Against Sharia)
“You must have been sick the day they taught logic.” (Muslims Against Sharia)
“If you beat your wife only on odd days and suck your cousin’s ass only on even days, it doesn’t make you a liberal.” (Muslims Against Sharia)
“Sure, just another asshole who is subscribed to the Soldier of Fortune and thinks he is contributing to the War on Terror by mouthing off anti-Juhadi threats. How are you any better than an Islamaniac who fucks camels for a living and thinks that that all Christians are KKK?” (Muslims Against Sharia)
“A Nazi fuck thinks a Jew is no hero? Say it ain’t so!” (Muslims Against Sharia)
“It’s your site, you can sensor whatever you want, but don’t be a fucking hypocrite.” (Muslims Against Sharia)
“Here’s another quote for you, you dumbfuck: Suck my big fat Muslim dick!” (Muslims Against Sharia)
“Hey asshole, haven’t we given you enough publicity by linking two of your degenerate diatribes? Did you have to come whining to post more of your shit? We’re glad you have a goal in your life now, so get on with it and fuck off.” (Muslims Against Sharia)
Shall I go on? There’s lots. Or is there anyone out there in the world who actually still thinks this is anything more than a handful of not-too-bright Muslim-haters raising money under false pretences?
Except for you, Scenty. Always except for you, dear boy.
Now, cut it out. Levant must not be criticized. Doncha know that’s anti-Semitic?
Whoops, wrong thread. Sorry. But you get the idea.
Canadian Sentinel and Shlemazl…together again. Brings a tear to the eye, dunnit?
Update balbulican:
Apparently, though I begrudgingly support Ezra’s right to free speech, because I think he is no hero and is an opportunistic bigot out to make a buck, I’m a Nazi fuck
All from a post that never mentions Ezra Levant’s religion or heritage once.
Yes sir, that’s some fine spreading of enlightenment! I’ve graduated from ‘moron’ all the way to ‘Nazi fuck’ in one giant leap!
Huzzah!
Mike, you ARE a Nazi fuck. If you weren’t, you wouldn’t be distributing soldier’s letter to Ron Paul video that was made by National Alliance. But on the off-chance that you didn’t know that or were too stupid to figure it out, I’ll take it back. You’re not a Nazi fuck, you just a dumbfuck. Feel better now?
Thanks, Mike, I’ve added that one to the list above. Our three MAS threads are getting an amazing number of hits – seems a lot of people are learning about MAS this week.
Keep it coming, Muslims Against Sharia. You’re really building a compelling, convincing picture of thoughtful, religious moderates. Now, make sure you wash your hands before you get to editing of the word of God on His behalf, eh?
**Points and laughs**
Oh MAS, you crack me up. Ha ha ha, keep it up man, this stuff is gold.
Funny, I thought that video was made by a Hispanic soldier in Iraq. Silly me. You clearly have closer ties to the neo-Nazi movement than I have.
Balb,
Man, its like we don’t even have to try anymore…
Like I said at y place, if these guys are so up in arms, we must be doing something right.
I am gratified to note that even the conservative sites who initially applauded this fraud are quietly backing off. To their credit. I commend the folks with the ethical cojones.
New spiritual thoughts added by Muslims Against Sharia from Mike Brock’s site.
How do you set up a google bomb, so that people searching for these frauds come to this site and get to find out what these folks are really all about?
Hey asshole, haven’t we given you enough publicity by linking two of your degenerate diatribes? Did you have to come whining to post more of your shit? We’re glad you have a goal in your life now, so get on with it and fuck off.
Oh, and in case you are too dumb to notice, this is also could be used as a quote, so don’t forget to frame it, you fucking wanker.
Excellent. Thanks, guys, for the contribution. I really appreciate you getting into the spirit of this bust.
But the goal isn’t quite achieved yet. I’m plugging this thread into as many of the Canadian sites that initially took you at face value as I can – but I’ d like to find a way to connect our threads – especially this one, since you’re being so helpfully forthcoming – so that folks who search for you on Google end up here.
You seem like pretty web-savvy types – how would I do that?
Thanks SO much for your help. Much appreciated.
Muslims against Sharia has been outed like Tom Cruise from a Scientology church closet.
I really don’t think I’ve ever seen a blog fall so flat on it’s face in my short time on the blogging-o-sphere.
Oh, Raphael. You’re SUCH an optimist.
Do you actually think that transparent fraud matters to these bozos or their target audience?
Well, never mind. I have a couple more fun projects for these guys.
In unrelated news, have you seen this article?
No, I hadn’t . Thanks for the lead!
Raphael – “I really don’t think I’ve ever seen a blog fall so flat on it’s face…”
Not completely. Check out the socon blogs — there were still a few people left standing on the platform when the cluetrain pulled out the station.
I’ve politely posted our three relevant links at several of the socon blogs, and it has inevitably prompted one of two reactions:
- sudden, embarassed silence on the part of the socon blogger, who realizes he/she has been had; or,
- a spate of obscene responses from
Neocon Trolls Against MuslimsMuslims Against Sharia, which is even better, and even more effective.balbulican – This guy might want to know.
Or maybe not… I understand the rhetoric works better when you don’t know what’s really happening;)
(Excellent catch, BTW, just splendid.)
Thanks, Unrepentant one. I’ve posted our link over there.
Dear balbulican,
Thank you so much for this information. I am certainly glad of one thing; I never donate money to anyone. There are way too many scams out there.
I am very saddened, though. I am one of those people that wanted to believe these people truly wanted peace. Why can no one tell the truth anymore?
I am not embarrassed, however, because I am going to update my post to include yours. We may not be on the same side of the political spectrum, but we both love our country. That makes you my brother. God bless you for finding this information. Have a good day.
I’ve written the update here. I think I got angrier as I was writing. Please forgive any crudeness. Thank you again. God bless your family and you, and have a great day.
Rosemary, let me say in all sincerity that I am both impressed and moved by your integrity, and I really appreciate your response. I don’t think the political spectrum matters as much as the decency spectrum, and we’re on the same side on that one.
Thank you.
Wow! Just tuned in and am enjoying the dialogue with the MAS boys. Something else. To whom do I make my cheque and where do I send it?
Please make the cheque payable to “Buddhists Against Buddha”, The Bunker, 26 Ho Chi Minh Court, Ottawa, ON K2T 6K6.