OMG - “Many customers are buying one for both sides of the bed”

Too funny. Hopefully none of their customers are prone to sleep walking.

Please tell this is a joke, please!

Oh, no…this is for real.

From their website:

OVER 100 MILLION AMERICAN HOMES HAVE SHOTGUNS

THE FASTEST GROWING SEGMENT OF THE SHOTGUN INDUSTRY IS THE SHORT BARREL HOME PROTECTION SHOTGUNS.

WHERE ARE PEOPLE STORING THEM FOR EASY ACCESS???

MOST PEOPLE USING A SHOTGUN FOR HOME PROTECTION KEEP THE GUN IN THE CORNER OF THE BEDROOM OR UNDER THE BED. IT TAKES AT LEAST 12 SECONDS TO GET GUN FROM THE CORNER AND TURN FOR A SHOT. IT ALSO MAKES YOU TURN YOUR BACK TO THE PERPETRATOR.

GETTING YOUR WEAPON FROM UNDER THE BED CAN TAKE MINUTES. THE BACK UP CAN GIVE ,YOU, THE HOMEOWNER ACCESS TO YOUR SHOTGUN IN TWO SECONDS. YOU CAN DO THIS WHILE IN THE LYING POSITION ON THE BED.

WITH A SHOTGUN YOU DON’T NEED TO BE A GOOD AIM! THE SPRAY CAN BE 6 TO 8 INCHES WIDE.

WHEN BEING AWAKEN SUDDENLY, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF GETTING TO YOUR GUN IN TIME WITH-OUT THE BACKUP.

BACK-UP IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN HOMES WITH CHILDREN

WE HAVE NO POSITION AS TO WHETHER THE GUN IN THE RACK SHOULD BE LOADED OR NOT. WE EXPECT THAT EACH GUN OWNER WILL ACT IN A RESPONSIBLE MANNER.

WE BELIEVE IN 2ND AMENDMENT: WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE RETAIN THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS. AND WE THINK IT SHOULD FURTHER SAY THAT THOSE ARMS SHOULD BE ACCESSIBLE IN TIME OF NEED.

STATISTICS SUGGEST THAT 100 MILLION AMERICAN HOUSEHOLDS HAVE SHOTGUNS FOR HOME PROTECTION. NO ONE WITHOUT THE BACK-UP DEVICE HAS GOOD ACCESS TO THEIR GUN.

THE BACK UP IS HIDDEN AWAY DURING THE BY MAKING THE BED OR COVERING WITH SHEETS AND BLANKETS

$39.95 IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR ACCESS TO A GUN THAT COST FROM SEVERAL HUNDRED TO SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS.

THERE IS $9.95 SHIPPING AND HANDLING CHARGE IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES.

So did you Dick Cheney the Puppy Doug?

Zorpheus
Not sure what you mean. Why would I shoot a puppy?
I usually shoot high at the bedroom door just in case it’s the kids fooling around. I figure no one under 5 foot is going to do me much harm and a head full of buckshot is the surest way to deter a felon if that’s what you mean by the Dick Cheney reference.

Hey Doug, I’m only 5′2″, and I could get into your house and photoshop your arse ;-), best aim a little lower, LOL.

As for the puupy, I thought you were shooting at it, thus the Dick Cheney remark ;-) Glad to here you puppy is safe and I hope your kids don’t grow to tall, LOL.

But Karen, like the add says, it could take 12 seconds to reach the corner!

$39 plastic shotgun holder likely made in China for 39 cents a unit. You’re all just jealous you didn’t think of this first, and it should be even more obvious for the left given their propensity to associate Americans with gun-wielding mayhem.

Michael Moore has led you all in the right direction, all you have to do is cash in. Think guns + American people and the product should literally fall into your lap. Perhaps a shotgun accessory for your Ford F350?

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

I thought I’d heard them all, but that one takes the cake. That was funny.

Thanks for bringing that fine product to my attention. I’m getting a matched set for each bedroom…it will be cheaper than those Blackwater Security guards I’ve been using.