Must Be All The Crow He’s Been Eating

It’s been a rough week for John Tory. First he alienated his own supporters by supporting an expansion of funding for faith based education – then he alienated all literate adults in the province by endorsing the teaching of Creationism.

Now from the invaluable Shmohawk comes this important notice:

An environmental organization has released the findings of blood tests conducted on Ontario’s three major political leaders — and each tested positive for toxins and pollutants.

Progressive Conservative Leader John Tory had 44 toxins in his blood, the most of the provincial leaders. In total there were 44 pollutants in Tory, 42 in Hampton, and 41 in McGuinty.

Well, it sort of explains the Creationism statement.

I think I feel a new campaign slogan coming on…

Your Ontario Conservatives.
Just a Bit More Toxic Than The Rest.