You know exactly who I’m talking about.
They come here from their squalid, war-torn continent, dragging centuries of stupid religious quarrels and obsessions with them. Their own homeland is divided into factions we can barely understand, and they bring their festering, ancient animosities to our land, perpetuating their own love of violence instead of leaving it behind.
They’re clannish, secretive, and prefer their own company. They tend to huddle in the same neighbourhoods, and often take over an entire neighborhood. They patronize their own businesses to the exclusion of OUR businesses. Their accents are strange, their cooking smells, their children are loud, and they breed like rabbits. It is clear they have NO interest in learning how to assimilate. They yield no benefit to us, their generous hosts. Many of them ship all their earnings back to their home country: others simply seek our shores in order to bring others of their breed and swell their own numbers.
It’s bad enough that they barely understand the concept (let alone the practice!) of democracy. The preferred language of political discourse where THEY come from is terrorism, the bullet, and the bomb. They have a natural inclination toward violence, and of course, a deep, inbred and instinctive loathing of any culture different from their own.
But what makes them REALLY dangerous: they’re completely under the influence of the primitive superstition they refer to as their “religion”. Controlled by mysterious religious leaders overseas, their plan is clearly to infiltrate OUR government and make our wonderful county over in their own image, under the direction of the people whom they sincerely and fanatically believe speak directly for God.
Why are our immigration laws permitting this wave of undesirables to sweep in and overwhelm the people who founded and built this great country of ours? When will we wake up to the danger?
The barbarians are at the gate, and still WE slumber in complacency, while THEIR breeding habits and our lax immigration standards and generosity of spirit virtually guarantee that the way of life we know and love will vanish.
You know exactly who I’m talking about.
Or maybe not.
(Affectionately and satirically dedicated to the bloggers who espouse these sentiments today ..and of course to the people of Herouxville.)
We are talking about those folks from the British Isles? Aren’t we?