Dear Readers of Stageleft:
As you know, our boys and their little friends are nominated for the Canadian Bolg Awards in two categories: Best Group Bolg, and Best Bolg Series.
We are very sure that if our sons are in fact engaging in Group Bolg, they are doing so safely and in a consensual manner. They have always been a bit wild, but were very well raised and they have been very good to their mothers.
Please vote for them every day at the Canadian Bolg Awards. You will make us very happy, and we promise that when the revolution comes and they drag the broken, bleeding oppressors of the masses before us for judgement (they’ve promised us that we’ll get to judge the oppressors of the masses), you’ll be let off with a stern lecture AND cookies, IF you promise on your honour that you voted for our boys every day. We’re serious. Viva la Revolucion.
Mrs. Balbulican (Senior)
Mrs. Stageleft (Senior)
LOL, your Moms need to learn how to spell “blog”. Or is “bolg” the Canadian spelling? Of course, it could be that motherhood caused a mild form of dyslexia. It can do that sometimes. What are the hats for? Keeping out alien death rays? Deflecting CIA brain washing beams? Very smart to put one on the cookie jar, too.