Yet another nation has announced that they have the technological know-how to make a nuke… will they be discussed at the UN, sanctioned, or attacked?

Everybody likes a contest, right? See if you can match each speaker with their own famous farewell.

The discussion, rhetoric, and finger pointing around business who go with “happy holidays”, or “seasons greetings”, as opposed to “merry Christmas” has started again - it’s early this year isn’t it?

A study due out today by the Sierra Legal Defense Fund today grades various municipalities who live on the Great Lakes for their collection, treatment and disposal of sewage.  The results were abysmal.  Some 90 billion liters of raw sewage is pumped into the Great Lakes basin every year.  Untreated effluent is, as this article on […]

You would think that a man dousing himself with gasoline on a downtown Chicago on-ramp during morning rush hour and lighting a match to protest the American invasion and occupation of Iraq would be news, big and immediate news.

The continual denial by the White House in this matter is confusing at best, I am reminded of the Iraqi Information Ministers statement accusing the American forces of lying about their progress during the initial invasion of Iraq, “”They want to deceive their people first…”

This is the same sort of thing we saw from the Liberal government, petty, pointless, self serving, stupidity in the House that accomplishes nothing. How novel, low brow pots pointing fingers at the last set of kettles, the Conservatives promised change, where is it?

We’ve been reading a lot of anxious seasonal handwringing over the last few years about the impending demise of Christmas at the hands of God-hating secular humanists, atheistic MSM, and devious multicultural forces who hate all that is Good and True About Our Civilization.

It’s funny, because we haven’t noticed it.

This ‘it’s all the fault of those nasty Liberals’ crap in the House is getting more and more tedious each and every time I see or hear it. Possibly Harper should just commission a poll and ask Canadians if they are aware of the fact that the Liberals screwed the pooch on a wide range of issues during their term in office; and when the answer comes back a resounding “yes Beloved Leader, we are aware” he can instruct his people of that so they can quit harping on it in the House.

He’s gone and done it, we were wondering when it was gonna happen, he’s been talking about it for a while, and tonight was the night, welcome to the community quicksand jesus.

Not all countries in the world have signed on to the antipersonnel land mine treaty, Israel is one of the ones who have not seen the light.

George’s Excellent Iraqi Adventure isn’t turning out so well. Clearly he needs a new war. But who’s left? Hey, waydamminnit…

Our Beloved Leader is planning a second wave of climate-change program cuts and wants public servants to help him sell the idea by explaining to us why their jobs shouldn’t exist.

To no-ones surprise, Right Girl pulled off an astonishing 72% of the vote with her inspired reverie about Monty Solberg being hacked to pieces by smiling Somali businessmen. It’s really that kind of flash of insight into the mind of Conservative Canadea that make Conucopia worthwhile for us.

As you know, our boys and their little friends are nominated for the Canadian Bolg Awards in two categories: Best Group Bolg, and Best Bolg Series. We are very sure that if our sons are in fact engaging in Group Bolg, they are doing so safely and in a consensual manner. They have always been a bit wild, but were very well raised and they have been very good to us.