When irrefutable proof on a subject is presented to reasonable people they have three choices, ignore the proof and hold to their out dated opinions, argue the proof, or change - in this case I must change, and accept, with all the various trappings that go with it, Intelligent Design.

The proof that I am about to offer you does not lend itself to being ignored, you will see this clearly, of this I have no doubt, in fact, I defy a reasonable person to ignore it.

The proof that I am about to offer does not lend itself to argument, you will also see this clearly, of this I also have no doubt, in fact, I defy a reasonable person to argue it.

That leaves me, dear reader, with one option, to accept the proof, for I am a reasonable person and can neither ignore it nor come up with an argument that refutes this proof in the manner that it was presented.

Before I present the proof that has led me to the acceptance of Intelligent Design I should tell you that the trappings I spoke of earlier are religion, it is only logical, one cannot possibly accept Intelligent Design without also accepting an Intelligent Designer - they go hand in hand, one cannot exist without the other.

This news may come as a bit of a shock to many of you, but unto each man the secrets of the universe are offered in different ways, and at different times - Zorphious had his moment of enlightenment (we don’t know what it is yet, but if it was anything like mine I feel nothing but joy for him), today was my time.

A curious as I know many of you may be as to the nature of this proof please, dear reader, bear with me a moment longer as I seek to assure you that my new found beliefs will have minimal impact on our various personal, and digital, relationships - or at least I hope the impact will be minimal, for that is entirely in your hands and not mine.

As I mentioned earlier the proof that I have been offered is irrefutable, however just prior to sharing that proof with you I would to offer to you, my dear, dear reader, my profound thanks and undying gratitude for your kind forbearance as I endeavor to explain via this limited and impersonal medium the profoundly momentous events of this day.

Thank you so much.

Rather than presume further upon your collective tolerance and understanding I present to you, the banana.