The seperation talk in Quebec has made it into the national election (again), and the west is getting more and more vocal with their seperatist talk - maybe it’s inevitable, and if it is why not just get it over with? It’s becoming more than tedious as far as I am concerned. [politically incorrect rant ahead… you have been warned]
Quebec has been beating the seperation drum for years, to be sure there are the hard core types who really do want to leave but I’m betting they are a minority, casual conversation with people from Quebec pretty much seems to bear this out. Personally I doubt that half of those who voted “yes” in the last referendum really want to leave Canada, but it’s such a great bloody stick to beat the rest of the country with that isn’t it? Referendum day in la belle province must be a real bitch for many folks… how to come out with a close enough seperation vote to make the rest of the country wet its collective pants, without actually doing it.
* we’re so misunderstood….
* we’re so unique….
* we’re so used by everbody else….
* we’re so unappreciated….
* if you don’t give us what we want we’re gonna leave
– and now we have the west picking up the beat with… yup, you guessed it, exactly the same complaints.
Ya know what, if these folks are really so unhappy at home it’s only fair and right that we end their collective misery and let them go…. really, how could any caring and compassionate Canadian force that sort of never ending burden on them - the only decent thing to do is set them free.
Rather than drag this out for a few more generations while the anger and frustration build we’ll stike a commission, determine exactly what they had when they joined up or, as the case may be, were created out of land snatched from the Northwest Territories, redraw the boundries to reflect that, and send them on their way with our best wishes for a happy, successful, and prosperous (completely) independent future.
In the end it’ll all work out (the NWT will certainly be happy with the outcome), everybody ultimately likes it when independence is achieved don’t they? Sure they do.
The United States broke away from Britain and everybody seems happy with how that turned out, hell, today they’re even best buddies. How many people bitch about India’s independence these days? Or Australia? Or Tunisia? Norway and Sweden seem to get along pretty well. Ireland… now there’s one everybody knows about and can get behind. Iceland broke away from Denmark and there’s no moaning and groaning about it… and how about them Fins ‘eh? When was the last time you heard anybody whining and crying about them pulling the plug on Russia and leaving?
The alternative is to dump the current system and go with something like the United States where more power is concentrated at the provincial level where we could drive 120km/hr in Quebec but only 100km/hr in Ontario and gay couples would find themselves instantly unmarried if they decided to move to Alberta to raise cattle.
Maybe I shouldn’t have used the word “tedious” earlier - it’s obviously greater than just tedious for me isn’t it?


Greetings:
I take issue with several parts of this blog commentary. First, statement that “the West is getting more and more vocal about separation”. You should know better Stageleft then to fall for this meme painted by some of the Blogging Tories. Its more accurate to say that some conservative political activists and isolated media and blog commentators (like the Western Standard or FreeDominion) are starting to mutter about separation. They hardly represent the West getting “more and more vocal” about separation - they’re just the loudest, You’re falling for their propaganda that they represent even a fraction of views held in Western Canada by stating that as such.
In fact.. EVEN if I were to accept your original point, I take issue with you saying its “the West” that is getting more vocal about separation. Despite some recent national polls, BC is still poised to elect more Liberals and/or NDP members then Conservatives.. and Manitoba and Saskatchewan are also expected to elect a fair # of MP’s other then Conservative candidates. What you really should be saying to try and make a case is that its some folks in Alberta that are muttering about separation. As per my electing other MP’s besides Tories argument should show, you make the mistake of painting “the West” as one big monolith of same-minded voters as Alberta, and that simply isnt true.
And, even in Alberta, I highly doubt there will be cries for separation if the Liberals get re-elected. When a separatist party gets no more then 0.5% of the Alberta provincial vote (in the last provincial election), I have my doubts.