From the what-will-they-think-of-next department
This amazing device will answer all of your questions!
While I know there’s probably many sick bastards out there thinking to themselves “how can I purchase/make this brilliant device”, this particular product is not real…yet. A damn good contest idea if you ask me.
Your talking out of your ass. We consistently hovered around a 5 billion dollar trade deficit with Canada.
As for holding back oil, go ahead. We’ll just buy more from Saudi, Venezuala, or any other of the countless suppliers out there. That’s leave you with exporting overseas and it’ll cut into your purse strings.
Christ, push the issue hard enough and we’ll just drill our own rather than drain yours.
How’s that welfare teat treating you?
Poor blighter… not only can’t the poor man keep little things like posts and comments straight but he thinks that deficits are good for them. I bet this is just a simple case of combination US fiscal deficit plus a trade deficit added to a pair of RIDF panties was too much for him and he forgot which post he was reading.
Deep breaths Gord, deep breaths :-)
Yes, the temperature in his underwear is getting dangerously high…
What’s this fascination with my crotch?
You may not have realized what thread you’re in. Look up…look wayyyy up…
I’d rather play along then ruin your fun!
This is fake. It’s part of a contest to create a viral website. See the contest here:
http://showdown.contagiousmedia.org
Anonymous: if that’s true…
(slowly removes headphones, and gazes in rising horror across the bunker control console at Stageleft, whose hand begins to tremble)
…WHOSE PANTIES HAVE WE BEEN TRACKING?
I especially liked the comment from Concerned Parent, who said:
“My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.”
Mom and dad sitting up at night monitoring the temperature of their daughter’s panties? Does that seem a trifle…weird to anyone else?