Looks like something one of the dog shit diaries readers would do.

Just for the record, I tried talking to your other “good friend” and he blew me off. I made the effort. I tried burying the hatchet.

You know what? In the end, it ain’t worth it. If either of you would like to chat, you know where to find me. I tried reaching my hand out and he turned his back to it.

Just for a point of clarification, it’s been about two months since I heard from you, also.

Hatchet, indeed.

I’m talking about MSN Messenger, not wingnuts, where I primarily used to speak to you anyway. In fact, my last conversation with you went something like this:

You: Wow, I’m out of town for x number of days and all hell breaks loose.

Me: Yeah. Lot happened. How are you?

silence

silence

silence

silence

And I never heard from you again.

Now… Pray tell… What does that have to do with Terri Schiavo?

So, I guess your “bury the hatchet” remark only applies to everyone else.

Well, that’s fine. I guess I’ll never know what put a hatchet in your hand or in your back, but that’s the way it goes. And for all your “bury the hatchet” talk, I still haven’t heard from you, with no real reason mentioned here or elsewhere including MSN, and still have no idea what caused you to go completely incognito.

It’s all good. I harbor no ill will toward you. Or your lefty friend here, for that matter. I just chuckle whenever I hear someone say they want to bury the hatchet and act like adults, and they run off pouting and disappear while saying it.

So don’t fight, just answer the question.

What was your problem with me that caused you to not talk to me for two months?

If you’re going to lecture people about explanations, hatchets, silence, and adulthood, I think you owe it to the person you’re asking to be mature an explanation for your own pouting brooding behavior.

You don’t want to argue? Fine.

You don’t want to discuss your own conduct? That’s fine too.

But you might wanna step down from on high before you tell people they need to behave better.

You’re a lot of bark, Ian.

That’s it.

Hey Ian, this is an A & B conversation. Why don’t you just C your way out of it?

Ian reminds me of the child at another child’s birthday party. “It’s not your birthday, Ian.”

“I don’t care. I want everyone to pay attention to me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH”

And Bal, I know you’re very interested in not fighting, but you still haven’t answered my request that has nothing to do with a fight. I guess I can take that to mean you don’t really have an answer and all your bluster about maturity and such is really just that? Empty bluster?

In case you’ve forgotten the question, oh icon of maturity, temperance, moderation, and self-control, it was really simple…

What was your problem with me that caused you to not talk to me for two months?

And bear in mind, that any excuses about work and such will be summarily laughed at because you’ve blogged a few times and spent time hanging around in the comments here.

From what I’ve seen so far from both
Vinny and Gord, I doubt there is much worthy discussion to look forward to.

Both seem to want to try to make themselves appear intelligent, without any substance. Neither seem to know what logic or debate is all about, use terms as “strawman” without defining what they mean, and have no idea what to do with facts they never knew about before.

Ah well.. light weights. Although, in response to the man who calls himself “magnificent” accusing me of running a “scam” on my blog, I have challenged him to a logical debate.. and have had some fun with him…

I wonder if he will have the guts.. or the knowledge of logic.. to agree to a formal debate.

I doubt it, from what I’ve read thus far. It seems the man who calls himself “magnificent” is magnificent in his own mind only.

I’ll bet my next month’s invoices that he will find his own way of ad hominem.. or some other logical fallacy, just as he has on Vinny’s blog, to excuse the challenge.. and end up being Gord the fuck up instead of the magnificent.

Yes, Balbulican.. you caught me in an inapppropriate expression.. but I do think.. we chuckle over some of the same things :)

So Gordy.. Vinny.. either of you willing to take part in a formal debate?

The challenge is there.. looking forward to Vinny’s description of what a “strawman” is. and of course, the “magnificent” one’s ability to debate logically.

Get out the popcorn, Balbulican. But rent a movie as well…. I doubt either one will take up the challenge, or even understand what a “premise” is in the first place.

I’d suggest a movie with Katherine Zeta-Jones. Entrapment is my favorite.

What are your favorites, Vinny and Gordy the so called Magnificent?

I’m so chuckling.. and laughing.. I need sleep.. Vinny.. I hope you read your devotional today.

How about… Proverbs 6:1-2….

“My son, if thou be surety for thy friend, if thou hast stricken thy hand with a stranger, 2 Thou art snared with the words of thy mouth, thou art taken with the words of thy mouth.”

Meditate on the Word of God, Vinny. Gord, you should too. Proverbs is always helpful. No matter your beliefs.

Of course, so is Socratic reasoning.. but after we get through Proverbs.. we’ll discuss Socrates.

“they run off pouting and disappear while saying it.”

“your own pouting brooding behavior.”

“all your bluster about maturity and such is really just that? Empty bluster?”

“oh icon of maturity, temperance, moderation, and self-control…”

“you can just put your fingers in your ears and pretend you aren’t hearing me or that you’re above the question like you always do.”

Sorry, V. One of us is clearly looking for an argument, and it ain’t me. Not biting.